The Drop — Friday, Oct. 31

, on October 31, 2014 , 10:49AM

 

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On today’s episode of The Drop, The Starters discuss the NBA’s opening week surprises, a few over/under predictions, Steve Nash’s legacy, contract extensions, Commissioner Silver’s midseason tournament idea, and 4-on-5 defense. All that, plus Tas’ Worst of the Week, Leigh’s Tweet of the Week, a rusty round of Pun-Gun, the 1985 ALCS, and how horses stay so focused.

 

*****

 

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Thu. Oct. 30: Gross Overreactions

, on October 30, 2014 , 5:31PM

 

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On Thursday’s episode of The Starters, the guys continue to overreact after just one game of basketball. Kemba Walker is new the Michael Jordan, the Miami Heat are better without LeBron, and the Bulls have the best bench in the league. All that, plus the “He’s Back Report,” crazy 3D courts, MKG’s improved jumper, hats, and an Urkel-bot.

 

*****

 

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NBA Happenings: Oct. 30, 2014

, on October 30, 2014 , 11:30AM

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Shoutout: The Thunder lost to the Trail Blazers because their second leading scorer was Lance Thomas with 14, but RussellMania seems like it’ll be as good as advertised. 38 points on 11-26 shooting, plus six assists, three rebounds, three steals and just two turnovers for Westbrook on the evening, as he immediately began the season as the league’s leading scorer. Things slowed down for him once he stopped getting every single call when he drove to the hoop, but these 20 non-Durant games are going to be a treat, especially if he plays as controlled as he did last night.

 

Not so much: Every single player on the New York Knicks scored last night. That’s a positive way of spinning a 24-point loss in a season opener, as the Bulls waltzed in to Madison Square Garden, shot the lights out and just generally made the Knicks look silly. Carmelo and Amare led New York with 14 and 12, respectively, which means we can start the clock on when they’ll start complaining about the triangle to 10:45pm ET last night.

 

Buzz buzz: Kemba Walker decided to show Hornets fans why that $48 million extension was worth every penny, and he wasted zero time doing so.

 

 

Two humongous clutch shots in an overtime win that came on the back of the biggest comeback in Charlotte franchise history — the new Hornets era literally could not have started any better than it did. I mean, just look how happy the boss is. Not to mention, everything looked just as dope as we thought it would. The uniforms, the warmups, that terrific court, just everything. Cool night in Charlotte.

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Wed. Oct. 29: It’s Just One Game, But …

, on October 29, 2014 , 5:54PM

 

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On Wednesday’s episode of The Starters, the guys discuss Chandler Parsons’ rough night, MVP candidate Anthony Davis, the unfortunate Lakers, crazy haircuts, and more, in a new segment called “It’s Just One Night, But …” All that, plus our most anticipated games of the night, Kemba Walker’s contract extension, and a fantasy minute unicorn.

 

*****

 

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Video: Ryan Anderson stars in new weirdest NBA videobomb

, on October 29, 2014 , 11:30AM

 

Just a quick rundown of all the weird stuff happening in this Ryan Anderson videobomb from last night:

 

– Is videobombed twice, actually — once by a jumping, stuffed pelican and also by some random dude assuring us, “This guy knows what he’s doing. He knows what he’s doing.”

 

–Ryan Anderson is so tall that Pierre the Pelican is forced to jump as high as he can, just to be able to see his giant head. This is what happens when the guy getting videobombed is the tallest person in frame. There are some kinks to work out here.

 

– For whatever reason, Fox Sports decided the best way show off Pierre’s hops was by chopping and screwing the interview and keeping the audio turned up. Half-speed Ryan Anderson is the new Drunk Goldblum.

 

This screencap, which makes it tough to sleep at night.

 

We’re one night in to the season, and things are already getting weird. Something tells me this is going to be a good year.

 

 


NBA Happenings: Oct 29, 2014

, on October 29, 2014 , 10:00AM

 

Shoutout: Anthony Davis wasted all of zero games fulfilling that “Next NBA Superstar” tag that everyone gave him this summer. He went for 26 points, 17 rebounds, a career-high nine blocks and three steals while leading the Pelicans to a win. Those are, quite literally, Hakeem Olajuwon numbers. Oh, and he did it all while shooting free throws on top of a portrait of himself. Plus, at the start of the second half, Smoothie King officials had to check whether or not the rim he’d been dunking all over was bent or not. Tremendous performance.

 

Not so much: The Lakers went 3-10 from three-point range, allowed both Houston Rockets starting bigs (Dwight Howard and Terrence Jones) to go for double-doubles and got destroyed in a game where Kobe Bryant led them in scoring. Kind of feel like that sentence is going to be a template for the entire rest of the season.

 

IT’S BACK: This play was awesome when it was Patrick Beverley crossing up new Youngest Looking Guy in the League Jordan Clarkson…

 

 

…and then it got even better when Honest Ed Davis put his shot in to the stands. Basketball rules.

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NBA Season Preview: All 72 Burning Questions

, on October 29, 2014 , 12:25AM

 

Q1: Best move of the NBA offseason?
Q2: Must-watch League Pass team?
Q3: Who will win Rookie of the Year?
Q4: True or false: The Sixers will win less than 20 games this season.
Q5: Bigger bounce-back season: Larry Sanders or Roy Hibbert?
Q6: Who will be the biggest name traded this season?
Q7: Which team will rattle off the league’s longest winning streak?
Q8: The Suns’ three highest-paid players are all point guards — give them a nickname.

*****

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Tue. Oct. 28: New Season, New Set, Same Sexy

, on October 28, 2014 , 4:22PM

 

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On The Starters second season premiere, the guys discuss what they’re most excited about this upcoming season, Kawhi Leonard’s contract negotiations, and the disappointing news about Steve Nash’s back injury. All that, plus Michael Jordan selfies, the San Antonio Spurs’ Top 5 Forgotten Moments, and a brand new Starters set. Let’s NBA!

 

*****

 

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Five things not to watch for in the 2014-15 NBA season

, on October 28, 2014 , 10:30AM

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It’s a glorious day, my friends. In just a matter of hours, the 2014-15 NBA season will tip off and all will be right with the world. By now, you’ve read all those wacky lists, like “78 Things Awesome Things About the NBA Season” or maybe “28 Things to Watch for This Year in the NBA” or whatever. This is not that. This is the opposite. This is what you shouldn’t expect to see this season. Try not to cry.

 

Indiana Pacers Shootouts

The Indiana Pacers finished last season 22rd in offensive efficiency, while failing to score 100 points in 52 of their 78 non-overtime games. Then this summer, they lost to Lance Stephenson to the Hornets and Paul George to a broken leg so gross networks won’t show it happening. That’s bad action.

 

Even worse action – all three of David West, George Hill and C.J. Watson are going to miss a few games to start the season. This team is going to struggle to score 80 points a game, unless Roy Hibbert turns in to a monster post-up player who goes for 40 a night. The thought of that is hilarious, because how many shots would it take Roy Hibbert to score 40 in a game? 40? 50? 100? Not going to be a fun season in Indiana, so I think it’s safe to skip over them in your League Pass listings for at least a few weeks.

 

 

Any Totally Watchable Plays

Probably the thing that bums me out the most about this upcoming season, more than Kevin Durant’s foot injury or the impending sense of doom I feel knowing the Bulls will somehow squander what might be their best recent chance at a title, is that Andray Blatche won’t be in the league this year. After two seasons in Brooklyn where he remade himself in to a quality role player and one of the better backup centers in the league, which was followed by a legitimately inspiring performance for the Filipino national team at this summer’s FIBA World Cup, Blatche joins Jordan Crawford on the Xinjiang Flying Tigers of the Chinese Basketball Associations. That means we lost two of our most notorious gunners in one summer, plus Nick Young is hurt to start the year. Not good for fans of basketball silliness.

 

Blatche is the one that hurts the most. He’s been a huge part of my basketball internet career, from the Knucklehead Wizards Era up until last season’s Chicken Dinner Finger Roll, and it’s incredibly sad to see him go.

 

On the plus side, the Wizards are still paying his since-amnestied contract this season. Andray Blatche is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

A Los Angeles Laker Making the Three-Point Contest

Byron Scott hates three-pointers like Byron Mullens hates anything besides three-pointers (he’s gone to China too — WHERE HAVE ALL THE GUNNERS GONE, PAULA COLE?). Sure, he shot 37 percent from deep in his career, which would lead you to believe he’d be down with the deep ball as a coach, but nope. As such, I think the odds of seeing Wayne Ellington or Ryan Kelly in the three-point contest this season are pretty low. Tragic, I know.

 

 

DeMarcus Cousins Meeting Reggie Evans’ Five-Technical Limit

A hilarious thing from this summer is that DeMarcus Cousins only cocking a fist at and not sucker-punching Jonas Valanciunas during an international competition was considered a sign of maturity. Think about how bad your rep has to be that people seeing you not punch someone in the back of the head is considered growing up. That’s why I’m expecting Cousins to break that five-tech limit by the All-Star break, if not months earlier. I mean, the dude had multiple techs in the preseason, so this is a deadbolt lock.

 

Philadelphia 76ers Making the Playoffs

Just a hunch.

 

 


NBA Preview: 72 Burning Questions (Part 9 of 9)

, on October 27, 2014 , 5:16PM

 

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On today’s ninth — and final — installment of The Starters’ 2014-15 NBA preview podcasts, the guys wrap up answering their 72 burning questions about the upcoming season. Will the Spurs repeat as champions? Which milestone are you most looking forward to being broken this season? And who will win Sixth Man of the Year? All that, plus special guest, Dennis Scott, takes on the “Hot Seat.”

 

*****

 

Previous episodes: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8

 

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